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From: Chait, Bradley
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:06
To: 'Claire Swire'
cute
"A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and
holding a gun.
He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank
vault. She
says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't
care, open it now!!!" he
replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all
the sperm
samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and
drink it!", she
looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" ,
"DO IT!". So the nurse sucks
it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so
the nurse drinks that
one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski
mask and
says, "See honey - its not that hard."
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From: Claire Swire
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:07
To: Chait, Bradley
lucky I swallow so that wont be happening to me!
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From: Chait, Bradley
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:10
To: 'Claire Swire'
Not ALL the time I hope
(or so you would have me believe)
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From: Claire Swire
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:12
To: Chait, Bradley
I hadn't swallowed for years but yours was yum and very good for
me too!
Apparently it's very good conditioner for your hair too...getting
a funny
picture in my head, giggling out loud and now having to explain
to Dave
what's so funny!
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From: Chait, Bradley
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:25
To: Tarbuck, Andrew; Caffarate, Nick; Townsend, Nathan;
McDougall, Jamie;
Davies, Stuart; Drummond, Edward
now THAT'S a nice compliment from a lass, isn't it?
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From: Drummond, Edward
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:28
To: Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant;
Knight,
Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason
Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma; Falkner,
Claire
beggars belief. I feel honour bound to circulate this.
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P.S. This cannot be verified but according to
some reports, Claire Swire is supposed
to have sent a subsequent email to say that "nothing sucks
more than working at Norton Rose"
or something to that effect.
Email: slave@killourboss.com