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This virus
warning is genuine.
There is a new virus going around, called
"work." If you receive any
sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or
simply handed to
you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.
This has been circulating around our building for months and
those who
have been tempted to open "work" or even look at
"work" have found
that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to
function
properly.
If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with
any "work" at
all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the
words
"I've had enough of your crap... I'm off to the
pub." The "work"
should automatically be forgotten by your brain.
If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply
lift the document
and drag the "work" to your garbage can. Put on
your hat and coat and
skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of
beer
(or rum punch). After repeating this action 14 times, you will
find
that "work" will no longer be of any relevance to you
and that "Scooby
Doo" was the greatest cartoon ever.
Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT
have
anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work"
virus has
already corrupted your life.
Email: slave@killourboss.com
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