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Corporate Lessons
Lesson number one
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small
rabbit
saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
nothing
all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat
on the
ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox
appeared,
jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story is:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very
high
up.
Lesson number two:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be
able to get
to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I
haven't got the
energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the
bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The
turkey pecked at a lump
of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to
reach
the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched
at
the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer,
who
shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson number three:
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the
whole
body's responses and functions."
The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain
about and
get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, " We should be the Boss because we do all
the work
and earn all the money."
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes
until finally the asshole spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss.
So
the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to
work.
Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched,
the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the
brain
fevered.
Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss,
so
the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while
the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral of the story:
You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.
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